That was not a Happy, Women's Day for me...

The following conversation is based on a real life incidence.It does not intend to hurt feelings and sentiment of any person-living,dead,unborn or alien.So, please don't get offended and sue me.



"Happy Women's Day, Sweetheart...Most beautiful roses for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"Woman? Just shut up"

"I am sorry(Don't know what I have done,but still)."

"I am not a woman"

"What?(in shock)..But you are, I mean I know, for sure(still panicked)"

"Shut up!you pervert...I meant,I am not woman,I am still a girl."

"(Sighs)...But you are 25(by your birth certificate)."

"Exactly! I am 25 and not some aunty."

"But my niece calls you aunty."

"Ask her to call me Didi"

"Didi? Don't you think that would be a bit weird..That will make me your Uncle."

"So what, You look like an uncle already."

"But I am just five months old than you(by my real date of birth)"

"Shut up! I don't know anything, ask your niece to call me didi."

"Ok! I will but why are you making it such a big deal.Be mature."

"U mean I am not mature(nails and canine getting bigger)"

"No,No..I didn't mean to say that...U are so mature(m not proud of myself,at all.).All I wanted to say is that there is nothing wrong in being called a woman..Its like an honour..You should take it that way, Like Sarla(name changed) does..I called her today and wished her.She was happy I called(and complemented me that I am one of the very few guys she knows,who respected women but I am not going to tell you that coz I want to live in peace..escape route,yippie!!)...She read me an article on womanhood, she has.........(Sweetheart's scream and a slap..Chataakkkkk!!!!)"

"You wished her and that too before wishing me??"

"(Recovering from shock,hands still on my cheek)...I tried you but your phone was busy,moreover I was coming to meet you.Check your call waiting list."

"And you think she is more mature than I am...and that bitch,she was telling you about her womanhood."

"Not about her womanhood, Just womanhood and it was an article and believe me it was boring and full of crap(It was damn good...I hate myself so much)...and you are getting so furious as if she was telling me about her measurements."

"Why don't you go and measure her,explore her womanhood...She is more mature, more intellectual than me and I look fat, I know you find her sexy and hot."

"Yeah I do(Oops,why did I say that)...But what's wrong in that...you also find other men sexy and hot, I have never complained."

"Yeah,because you are not possessive about me, not even slightest."

"What? I just give you your space."

"I don't know...I just hate you(Starts wielding her strongest weapon - Aansoo)."

"Why are you so upset.What if I wished her women's day,you didn't want to be called a woman at first place."

"I don't know..You always make me cry..You don't care about me."

"Of course I do(Why the hell I came to wish her, could have hanged out with my friends)"

"You know what your problem is, You don't know what I want."

"(After gathering tonnes of courage in a low voice)...Do you know,what You want?"

CHATTTTAAAAKKKKKKKK !!!!

- I don't know, why I was slapped again, I even didn't know, why I was slapped for the first time.What I know is that she did't know what she wanted.She still does not.Most of them don't.They are that way.And I have come to term and peace with it...Any ways,all said and heard and experienced, I decided not to wish any female below 35, Women's Day,Its a bit risky..So forgive me if you don't get a call or message.


PS-I am not an anti-feminist.I love and respect women and by women I mean of all who are younger,older or exactly 25 years old.